This is, hands down with no exaggeration, one of the most inspiring and heartfelt collections of advice I have read.
Me whenever I have to dress nice for an event
just take off the bow and you get me everyday.
but what’s wrong with the toad? it’s a beautiful toad
as am I : )
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
Not generic NPC but the ever classic, “I should go.” is handy.
Can it wait? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
…I may or may not have used the “calibrations” line at Fractured.
I regret nothing.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! LOOK!"
"Hey there, how you doing?"
OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU.
HEY ALL YOU DIPSHIT PARENTS THAT THINK GETTING YOUR KID A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS OR A BUNNY FOR EASTER WILL BE A GOOD IDEA.
GET YOUR KID A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL.
BECAUSE COMPANION ANIMALS ARE FOR LIFE, IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO THEY FUCKING PART.
pets are not toys. they’re companions. if you aren’t ready to treat them as such then you don’t deserve to have one.